I Regret Nothing with Sara Polon

*I Regret Nothing* is a powerful one-woman show that blends humor, heartbreak, and redemption in an unforgettable true story. Audiences will follow the journey of a successful entrepreneur as she recounts the unexpected twists that left her questioning how she got there—from bombing on a New York City comedy stage to a memorable 4 a.m. emergency room visit, and everything in between. Equal parts hilarious and heartfelt, this 90-minute performance invites viewers to laugh, reflect, and leave with a renewed perspective on life's regrets. The show runs September 1–3, 2026, at the National Union Building in Washington, D.C., with no intermission. Click HERE to grab your tickets.